Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Impending doom one step closer…apparently

That’s right, the super huge atom smasher in Switzerland is up and running…smashing Atoms. Some think that when it is up to its full smashy goodness, it may cause blackholes to form. I say “ Great! One more thing to add to the list of worries!... Thanks science”.

Does it bug anyone else that we as humans have come up a zillion ways to kill our selves yet we still cant prevent a Pepsi ™ from going flat? We can kill a human from around the world with a remote controlled drone yet my cable still goes out? Why don’t I have a hover car like on the Jetson’s that runs off of love??? We can build a super Atom smasher with its 17 miles of tunnels yet Warhammer online’s ™ patching server still goes down…come on humans! PRIORTIES!

Personally, I hope it opens some dimensions…I would love to see the past as it really was and all that thoughtful stuff…but I am also hoping for a dimension where all women dig me and Im regarded as “uber cool”….it could happen…maybe.

Oh well, I guess I will toil away here at tedium central with all the rest of the nameless cog’s…that is until the armies of Haberax the destroyer come poring through the dimensional gate…then Im all freedom fighter baby!!! WOLVERINES!!!!!!

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