Dear 21st Century,
Hey Hows it going? Hows your Mom? Hey I just wanted to drop you a quick “letter” ( check wikipedia) in regards to a few things....
- If I am asked not to use or look at my Smart phone for X period of time I do not think the chronosphere will grind to a halt....in fact, I do not own a smart phone.... now I know those words used in that order mean nothing to you however... I don’t not use “Apps”, I do not name my phone and if I turn my phone sideways....it is just a sideways phone.
- I do not Text nor do I tweet, to be honest I have replied “Yes” or “No” a few times...but it took me forever to put in on my stone number pad
- I may not check my emails every 5 minutes....you may have to wait for a day or two for a answer.... I know, just breath.... I have not been abducted by a cult or the like. and if it is really really that important... I have had the same phone number for over 20 years...and I have a ancient relic called a answering machine (+3/+5 against surveys).
- While we are on the subject.... stop asking me for my Cell phone #. I prefer you call my house. Our phones there are....again, use wikipedia....attached to the wall by wires yet still manage to work. If the world is coming to a end...by all means call my cell phone.
Hope there is no love lost 21st Century, just wanted to level set.