Wednesday, November 02, 2011

A open Letter to the 21st Century....

Dear 21st Century,

Hey Hows it going? Hows your Mom? Hey I just wanted to drop you a quick “letter” ( check wikipedia) in regards to a few things....

  1. If I am asked not to use or look at my Smart phone for X period of time I do not think the chronosphere will grind to a fact, I do not own a smart phone.... now I know those words used in that order mean nothing to you however... I don’t not use “Apps”, I do not name my phone and if I turn my phone is just a sideways phone.

  1. I do not Text nor do I tweet, to be honest I have replied “Yes” or “No” a few times...but it took me forever to put in on my stone number pad

  1. I may not check my emails every 5 may have to wait for a day or two for a answer.... I know, just breath.... I have not been abducted by a cult or the like. and if it is really really that important... I have had the same phone number for over 20 years...and I have a ancient relic called a answering machine (+3/+5 against surveys).

  1. While we are on the subject.... stop asking me for my Cell phone #. I prefer you call my house. Our phones there are....again, use wikipedia....attached to the wall by wires yet still manage to work. If the world is coming to a all means call my cell phone.

Hope there is no love lost 21st Century, just wanted to level set.


Anonymous said...

overheard today "Everything I own has a IP address"

mirwyn said...

Answering machines... ahh too wonderful to let go. I'm not sure of the last time I had to speak to a solicitor.